December Song of the Month: I Haven't Seen the Wolves Yet
/A song about bullying, despite what the name would suggest—with bongos!
Lyrics
Well here we are outside in nature
And that’s all pleasant and well and good, I guess
We spotted a few squirrels and rabbits
And that’s just dandy, but I’m still bored because
I haven’t seen the wolves yet, dear
Hunting in the woods
And after all since we are here
I was rather hoping to
Well here I’ve gone and started something
To push your buttons and get you going, yeah
And I won’t ever back down easy
It’s not my instinct, I won’t give up because
I haven’t seen the wolves yet, dear
Or your snarling mouth
And just as long as we were here
I was kinda hoping to
Alpha males and warning growls
Yellow eyes and piercing howls
Well here it’s been a long and hard day
And you’re exhausted and in no sort of mood
I’ve long abandoned basic kindness
But I keep on prodding and jabbing just because
I haven’t seen the wolves yet, dear
Or your bare-boned teeth
And just to make it crystal clear
I was really hoping to
I was really hoping to